well..... thats tight.

Andy left today :(

Curt too :(

and the thing that really gets me is............ now that andy is gone all of of those girls that were all over him (the "bountiful sluts") are like "oh Jon you're prolly so sad... lets go kiss and stuff"... but i'm like "woah. what am i like second best to andy??"

other than that i have a new crew :/ (i guess)

i got my mission call NBD (no big deal) i'm going to Washington DC South.



this isn't very much fun without andy...

so if i never blog again i'm sorry.

anyway my mission call actually is a BD (big deal) i'm way pumped.





..........i miss my friends.

We may be pretty B.A. but we have feelings too...

So the last couple of days have been really tough on Jonathan and I.... so bad I almost don't even want to blog about it.... uuuuhhhhhgggggg gosh, oh my gosh!!!! so as people know It's been raining the last couple days in the B-Town/Salt Lake State of Mind area, and we just hate it!!!! Let me tell you why chronologically:

First, we are just trying to live our lives and enjoy it for once.
Second, it rains(we all know what that means)
Third, STUPID girls start calling/texting/heytelling us all the time! cuz they have this obsession with kissing in the rain!

"I blame it on the Notebook." - Andy

"KISS YOURSELF IN THE RAIN!" - Jon

someone that we have great respect for is Jakob Black and Edward Cullin.  They live their whole lives in a rainy miserable place.  we don't mean to compare our selfs to these so called "heart throbs" but some say that we have the mysteriousness/cuteness/sexiness of Edward and the chiseled physique of Jakob.
"It's like totally true." - R.A.C.

We are both really sorry that this became kind of a hateful blog but it really helps to get all of our frustration out....

"more people should vote for Andy on our poll to find out who gets dreamed about more." - anonymous

tony kaputo's wild ride

just gotta clear up some questions our readers have been asking.... mainly how do you guys get so many chicks?

clearly not everyone is a lady killer like the two stallions that write this... but if you want to be, we have a couple reasons why the lady's love us.

1. we watch boy meets world and take notes
2. we have seen the following chick flicks: Dear John, The Last Song,
The Notebook, A Walk to Remember, and our all time favorite How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
3. we play lacrosse

also as we mentioned in the last blog we skate....ladies.

quick update: we went to tony kaputo's for lunch with Teddy boy Richards, and Andy's mom Michelle. Andy and his mom then took Ted to the MTC. sooooo nutz.

this is how we do

this is for all our young fans out there who've been wondering how Andy and Jon do it... this is the secret to our success.

we're just your average millionaires. how'd we get here?
the answer is simple.
we shook it for dolla bills.....

besides that we have ten steps to how we have become successful business men.

1. we work out.
2. girls like us
3. ...and some guys
4. we live life on the edge, especially when we skate
5. remember there are many good things to live for in this world, like soda pop, a nice big can of soda pop! (except for Jon, he doesn't drink soda)
6. we have "the scent" it's like a musky, rugged, incredibly manly, yet elegant smell that you would prolly find sitting near Pierce Brosnan, or Tom Celic
7. speaking of Tom Celic... we can grow mustaches :)
8. we're cleptos
9. we are tight with Mario. (cook/cashier at beto's) he shares his wisdom with us
10. we're rich. How? (refer to 1-9)........also its prolly cause we're cleptos

want proof of our theories?
just look at this pic.

.........ok girls, stop staring at the picture. we know, we know its really gooood, but print it out or something cuz starring at a computer screen all day can be bad for your eyes!!!


I had a scary dream last night, if anyone is up for comforting me here is my number 510-2535  -  Andy

you gots the diggs, we gots the notes

so here we are, doin some bloggin.  this is everything we thought it would be and more.

side note: really wish i would have shaved today, my face hair is getting out of control!!! - andy.

so, texting some girls right now, cant seem to get them off our backs.... or close the deal, one of the two....

"andy leaves in a week and two days, imma kill myself.", says jon "only good thing is that all these freakin girls keep calling me, like 'oh my gosh jon! your prolly so sad!!! can i kiss you?' and I'm like 'sorry babe'."

".......If i die young, berry me in roses....." Andy Taggart sings under his breath as he comforts Jon.

heres a little anecdote told by Jonathan David Yates:  when i was just a boy, i wanted to climb mount everest. now, im like, "holy cow! its freakin cold up there probably, ohahaohohoahaoo. and its like really high up there. but I'd still do it!"

we would like to give a li'ole shout out to our good friends Ted Richards, Scottie Featherstone, Curtis Adams and Amy Winehouse.

sometimes people ask us, "jon and andy, how do you do it?"

sometimes we wish that cars had wind shield wHipers on the inside.... just incase you sneezed....

wHise wHords from Alec Taggart: (walk up to a girl and ask)  "wHould you like to dance?" (if she replies no, you reply) "what!? I said you look fat in those pants!!!"

Note to selfs: don't forget to restock on MEGAGAINER super protein
disclaimer: if you dont understand this its prolly cuz we have been workin out all day, or something like that...

uh little shout out to all the single women out there, um i know we are crazy attractive, but give us a break... of that kit kat bar!

sorry about the profile picture, we have really bad allergies and couldn't stop sneezing!!! Ps if you ever want to stop a sneeze, just say "ELEPHANTS!! oh thats so weird!?" - Andy's aunt Lisa

please dont forget to rate, comment and subscribe... oh shoot this isnt youtube!!! but please dont forget to rate our bodies!!!

we would like to finish off with a poem written by Jonathan Taggart... or was it Andrew Yates? that my friends is just one of the mysteries!

this is a poem entitled:  My Best Friend Jon/Andy

My best friend he is so sandy,
my best friend he is so dandy,
I don't know a Mandy,
looks like pork Randy!

MY best friend he is the mon,
my best friend wears Louis Vuitton,
without his shirt he mows the lawn,
his bad toe rash is almost gone!!!

Our best friend is not pretend,
our best friend, man he can bend!
with all our time we would spend,
...................................the end.