you gots the diggs, we gots the notes

so here we are, doin some bloggin.  this is everything we thought it would be and more.

side note: really wish i would have shaved today, my face hair is getting out of control!!! - andy.

so, texting some girls right now, cant seem to get them off our backs.... or close the deal, one of the two....

"andy leaves in a week and two days, imma kill myself.", says jon "only good thing is that all these freakin girls keep calling me, like 'oh my gosh jon! your prolly so sad!!! can i kiss you?' and I'm like 'sorry babe'."

".......If i die young, berry me in roses....." Andy Taggart sings under his breath as he comforts Jon.

heres a little anecdote told by Jonathan David Yates:  when i was just a boy, i wanted to climb mount everest. now, im like, "holy cow! its freakin cold up there probably, ohahaohohoahaoo. and its like really high up there. but I'd still do it!"

we would like to give a li'ole shout out to our good friends Ted Richards, Scottie Featherstone, Curtis Adams and Amy Winehouse.

sometimes people ask us, "jon and andy, how do you do it?"

sometimes we wish that cars had wind shield wHipers on the inside.... just incase you sneezed....

wHise wHords from Alec Taggart: (walk up to a girl and ask)  "wHould you like to dance?" (if she replies no, you reply) "what!? I said you look fat in those pants!!!"

Note to selfs: don't forget to restock on MEGAGAINER super protein
disclaimer: if you dont understand this its prolly cuz we have been workin out all day, or something like that...

uh little shout out to all the single women out there, um i know we are crazy attractive, but give us a break... of that kit kat bar!

sorry about the profile picture, we have really bad allergies and couldn't stop sneezing!!! Ps if you ever want to stop a sneeze, just say "ELEPHANTS!! oh thats so weird!?" - Andy's aunt Lisa

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we would like to finish off with a poem written by Jonathan Taggart... or was it Andrew Yates? that my friends is just one of the mysteries!

this is a poem entitled:  My Best Friend Jon/Andy

My best friend he is so sandy,
my best friend he is so dandy,
I don't know a Mandy,
looks like pork Randy!

MY best friend he is the mon,
my best friend wears Louis Vuitton,
without his shirt he mows the lawn,
his bad toe rash is almost gone!!!

Our best friend is not pretend,
our best friend, man he can bend!
with all our time we would spend,
...................................the end.