So since Andy left i've been a mess...
I can't explain my behavior really, but i've been having these really weird dreams... where i'm runnin from some bad guys cuz they wanted to kill me... which doesn't make a lot of sense since i'm really nice to everyone!
[I'd like to take this time to apologize to Becca Campbell and Kandis Kendall, I should not have called either of you a dirty slut/tramp/floozy/whore, that was pretty rude. You were posing no threat to me or anyone else, i was just feeling mean. (this has actually happened a lot lately... Tourettes maybe???)] anyway they were chasin me down shooting at me with guns and stuff and all these bullets are like flying all around me but i'm pretty good at dodgin 'em. :) but eventually i get up the nerve to face my enemy and die like a man (some would compare me to harry potter) so i start fighting them and i'm punchin 'em and i'm kicking 'em, but then i wake up...but the thing is it doesn't really seem like a dream, cuz i wake up every morning exhausted like i actually had been running, and fighting bad guys. Also there have been mysterious sightings of a handsome young, charming, superhero reported in the dead of night for the last couple weeks, and all the gang bangers and really strong, big, scary, guys that only the toughest crime fighters can handle are runnin scared... and..i.. i think it might be me...
The fact is i've changed since i started skating... and it’s been a really hard last couple of months for me and i had to take it out on someone... why not the bad guys???
...but i've also had this dream where i'm in like this rain forest, and i'm survivin in the wild, livin off the land and stuff i'm basically an american Bear Grillz if you ask around. but anyway i keep runnin into this wild man with absolutely no facial hair, and its weird cuz i'm sportin a MEAN beard, cuz seriously how am i supposed to shave i'm in the jungle.... so it got me thinking, how the heck does Tarzan not have a beard? he's got hair to his shoulders, he reps a loin cloth, lives with apes, doesn't speak english, has no idea or even an example of acceptable human grooming standards... yet the guy has the urge to shave??? i don't know about that one... but then again Tarzan was a ladies man, maybe he was just born with the gift (like me, Andy, and Ryan Gosling) either way highly suspect.
Well.... Andy's been gone for over a month now. and i don't leave for another month and a half! I try and waste my time at the gym gettin YOLKED but i don't know.. its just not the same. I miss my best firends Andy, Scottie, Curt, Q, Sam, Ted, Parker and Ryan. And hey just because i'm leavin on a mission it doesn't make me invisible...ladies...
I skate.
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